dutchster:

guys i got this new dildo but i’m not sure how it works?

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y10k:

I don’t throw the term genius around loosely, but..

kingshezza:

finding fanfiction i haven’t read yet

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ghost-nappa:

boostopherpikewood:

parents gone for the night

you know what that means

*lets in stray cats*

party time

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atomic-glitter:

theroguefeminist:

dopeworldemmanuel:

This what some of you guys missed when watching the Anaconda video by Nicki Minaj

wow this analysis is so good
this also makes the parallel between drake in the video and shinji actually have substance when you think about it

What’s funny is that people are so full of it. They accuse her of making shallow 2-dimensional music, so they must be pretty damn deep and analytical, right? WRONG, because as soon as they see asses shaking, they’ve already made up their minds. They’ve missed everything this person is saying because they’re the ones who are shallow. The only place where these people could ever truly be considered analytical is within the confides of their own minds.

randomlittlespark:

When you find out a mutual follow has lots of followers

the-asexual-emperor:

squeaky-fangirl:

darning-socks:

((The ability to appreciate and evaluate human aesthetic is not determined by your sexuality))

THANK YOU

Reblogging at the speed of light

nflstreet:

feeling your computer getting slower though the years is one of the most heartbreaking things ever

ineffable-hufflepuff:

misandryevans:

babymarkers:

the-chocolate-chip-pancake:

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

none pizza with left beef

It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef

ive missed you

 (via askscientistcarlos)

I love None Pizza with Left Beef.

walrus-in-the-tardis:

mariealbertine:

The time our entire design class dressed up for Halloween as the design teacher (who notoriously almost only wore grey sweaters and always had a cafeteria coffee in hand).

I remember him walking down a super long empty hall and we all just turned the corner at the other end and started running towards him and he ran away yelling “FUcK YOU GUYS” and in retrospect I almost can’t believe he didn’t suffer a heart attack.

Pretty sure we won a pizza party for best costume that year.

IVE SEEN THIS ABOUT TEN TIMES AND IM JUST NOW NOTICING THAT THE ACTUAL TEACHER IS IN THE PICTURE TOO 

vanillish:

ok but consider this

  • who cares

2547446:

y’all ever take a pic and be like this ain’t even my skin color

lostentirely:

inbox:

ppl are ignoring me like im rob kardashian

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