acr666:

1920’s era rework of iggy’s song fancy


acr666:

1920’s era rework of iggy’s song fancy

okaymad:

"i don’t like garlic bread"image

Tips for an amazing blush

How to make your own makeup remover wipes + makeup cleaning tips

REALLY USEFUL MAKEUP TIPS

How to remove nail polish in less than 5 minutes

Eyeliner tips&tricks (this is so beautiful omg)

HOW TO HAVE STRONGASS EYEBROW GAME (THIS IS THE BEST…

Sexualities (with pizza!)
Straight person:  I like plain pizza!
Gay person (male or female):  I like pepperoni pizza!
Bisexual:  I like both pepperoni and plain pizza!
Pansexual:  I like any kind of pizza, no matter the topping.
Asexual:  I don't like pizza.
Aromantic:  I don't like pizza either, but I may enjoy the smell or the aesthetic.
Demisexual:  I only enjoy pizza if it's specially made for me.
Homophobe:  What is wrong with you? God made pizza to be plain, not so you can put all these toppings on it!!
Homophobe:  And you can't like both plain and pepperoni! You're just confused! Choose one and stop being greedy!
Homophobe:  WAITER! See that person getting pepperoni pizza? Take it back, because I don't like that.

tszarina:

i remember when i was in second grade and i saw my sister kiss her female friend on the cheek and i was totally floored because i didn’t know two girls could kiss each other and i went to school and told my friends and we all started kissing each other and i basically started a lesbian uprising

me:  no one ever texts me
 *gets a text*
me:  wtf do you want

theperksofbeingjohnwatson:

nahshaw:

maybe he won’t die in the movie

i love how we all know exactly what this post is about

leopard-cub:

tumblr literally defies all things i’ve been taught:

  • don’t talk to strangers
  • don’t make friends online
  • don’t do anything stupid

naturalsoymotel:

Oh japan

bellecosby:

this bitch doesn’t even have all her adult teeth

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

ajantas:

oh my god I’m laughing so hard


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